Peanut Butter

God, I've got peanut butter stuck every which way in my mouth.

I feel like a dog.

I could put my finger in there but I've been touching my keyboard and that friends is how you get canker sores.

So I'm just licking.

Keeeeeep lickin'.

I'm just pushing it all up deeper into my gums.

It's gotten to the point where I've massed a persistent glob into the spot farthest from my tongue's reach, up above my two front teeth. And with every swipe I just erode it slightly and shift it a little to the left.

Then come at it from the other side and push it a little to the right.

God, peanut butter, Jesus.